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Comedy Central
Feb 29, 2012 6:30pm PST
rising star comes from indiana. >> an indiana lawmaker is taking a stand against girl scouts. state representative bob morris said he's against celebrating the group's 100th anniversary. >> in a letter that he wrote to his fellow representatives he says, "the girl scouts are a quote radicalized organization that promote abortion and homosexuality." >> stephen: yes. they meet in a church basement once a week, hold bake sales to raise money for field trips, and volunteer their time to help the elderly. you know, gay stuff! [ laughter ] and bob morris isn't just pulling these accusations out of his totally straight ass. in a letter to his fellow legislators, he said, quote, "i did a small amount of web-based research, and what i found is disturbing." [ laughter ] yes, and i did an even smaller amount of web-based research by typing girl scouts and lesbian into google images and what i found was depraved. i did not know you could earn a merit badge in scissoring. [ laughter ] so republicans, i feel good about this guy-- 'cuz i also did a small amount of web-based research by typing "bob
Comedy Central
Mar 15, 2012 11:30pm PDT
, fattyes, and voters in indiana to speaka the english. santorum is reminding puerto ricans to be in compliance with federal law, english needs to be the principal language. and, sure, there is no such special law. ( laughter ) but it sure feels like there is. and rick santorum always speaks what feels like the truth. for instance, last month, when he spoke out on the dangers of socialized medicine. >> in the netherlands, people wear different bracelets. and the bracelet is, "do not euthanize me." half the people euthanized every year, 10% of all deathes, half of those people are euthanized involuntarily because they are older and sick. >> stephen: shocking, and turns out, not true. ( laughter ) evidently santorum's comments about the netherlandss were yanked out of his nether-parts. but that disappoint matter. as his press secretary explained to the netherlands news leader-- >> as a dutch reporter i have to ask you something what he said about holland and euthanasia. he said people wear bracelets in holland that say do not euthanize me and people are involuntarily euthan
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